Title: Being Salaryman Author: Pistol Taeja Genre: Isekai Format: Manga Status: One Shot # PAGE 1 INT. AMERICAN MUSIC STUDIO Panel 1 [GROUP] Two music artists are mid interview, BADDIE the upcoming artist and CID the veteran. BADDIE That's nice, BADDIE Now tell us how you do it, Panel 2 BADDIE Cid Panel 3 [WIDE] CID When success hits, ride it like you're fisting a gorilla. TITLE: Cincinnati Cid | (19) Panel 4 [GROUP] BADDIE Word, monkeys. These days are pretty round. TITLE: Minnesota Baddie | (19) Panel 5 Baddie sets his eyes on the chain dangling from Cid's neck. Panel 6 CID Whatchu on? # PAGE 2 Panel 1 [GROUP] Baddie makes his approach towards Cid. BADDIE When a person meets someone as successful as you, BADDIE It's motivational. CID Oh? Panel 2 A GOLDEN NECKLACE sparkles around Cid's neck. BADDIE This fine trinket really suits you. Panel 3 [WIDE] Baddie holds it up with pride. CID Thanks, I was going for 'slender'... Panel 4 He makes his move and is gone! Baddie bolts out of the room, necklace in hand. Cid is frozen, arm stretched out. Panel 5 Cid snaps to it and chases after Baddie. CID Oi, Come back! # PAGE 3 EXT. STUDIO BUILDING ENTRANCE Panel 1 [BLEED] Cid runs across the street only to receive an interview with a trunk. SFX: SHREEEEK Panel 2 Cid is in shock as his end approaches. CID (thought) It's the legendary... CID (thought) Truck-kun of reincarnation! Panel 3 Darkness. Farewell Cid. Panel 4 Cid's eyes open slowly to see a man in a medic outfit. MEDIC Hey! MEDIC Are you ok? Panel 5 The area is sprawling with people as Cid lays on the floor, a medic helps him up while other medics deal with another matter nearby. CID (thought) I survived. MEDIC It's gonna be fine. I'm a medic. CID (thought) It was an ambulance?! MEDIC Do you remember your name? # PAGE 4 EXT. CITY STREETS Panel 1 [GROUP] Cid shoots upright. His face, determined. CID My chain. CID Baddie... I have to get it back! Panel 2 Cid throws his arms away from the medic holding him back MEDIC We still have to get you to a hospital. CID No way, A hospital bill is worse than losing my chain! Panel 3 [GROUP] [BLEED] Cid falls over in front of TRUCK-KUN on its missing to assist him. Panel 4 [GROUP] Desperation of a sad reality sets into his face. CID (thought) FFS CID Is this the real one?! # PAGE 5 EXT. CROSS SECTION Panel 1 BAM fills the void. Panel 2 Darkness. Panel 3 [V] Cid is cold, sad and forgetful. CID Hmmm. I died this time. CID Where am I...? Panel 4 [BLEED] Cid looks up in shock at the ISEKAI ROULETTE WHEEL. KING, CLOWN, TEACHER... # PAGE 6 INT. DARKNESS / WHEEL OF GASHA Panel 1 CID I guess it's time to roll for a new life... SFX: CREAK Panel 2 A smile beams across his face, Cid ponders what great fortune awaits him if this is all real. Panel 3 Cid looks on with glee at the wheel as it spins. CID Maybe I can be reborn in a dungeon and cast crazy magic n shit. CID Or, That time I was reborn as a prince of a nation with a harem of women, one for each race of planets including some mermaids and cardevoir. Panel 4 The wheel turns... Warrior, Dragon, Dungeon Boss. CID C'mon. C'mon. CID Give me a good one...! Panel 5 Fate has been crossed. SFX: THUD # PAGE 7 INT. BUILDING - TOILET STALL Panel 1 It's sunrise. A high concrete and glass skyline sprouts from the darkness. Panel 2 Trouses down, ass sat on a toilet, Cid comes to his senses. Panel 3 He looks left, right, then back again. CID Whoa...Where am I? Panel 4 Cid presses buttons on the toilet, his exits are now clear. SFX: BEEP Panel 5 Gentle relief sinks into his Cid's face. SFX: VRRRM # PAGE 8 INT. BUILDING - OFFICE HALLWAY Panel 1 Cid exits the toilets. CID This isn't a dungeon. It's my planet but... Panel 2 Men side by side. Panel 3 Shoulder to shoulder with their arms behind their backs. Chant in unison. MEN Ossu MEN Ossu Panel 4 Their faces light up. Cid is widemouthed behind them. # PAGE 9 INT. BUILDING - OFFICE SPACE Panel 1 CID (thought) A rising sun... CID a morning ritual in suits... Panel 2 An army of cubicles sat by an army of office workers. Panel 3 Sweat drips down his face. SFX: GULP Panel 4 Cid takes step closer to a desk made just for him. # PAGE 10 Panel 1 [SPREAD] CID Dear world, I've been reincarnated as a Japanese Salaryman in a sales department.